Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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