She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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