god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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