real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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