you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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