how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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