jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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