no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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