They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
