She announced her abortion via fbk
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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