We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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