the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
