You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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