I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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