It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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