i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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