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fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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