cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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