Nicole vs. Life
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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