He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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