So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
