Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Shame - the story of my life.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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