i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
