who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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