I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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