1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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