I'm jealous of your bromance
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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