PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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