You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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