my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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