Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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