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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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