Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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