you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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