I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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