if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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