We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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