so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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