I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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