Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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