Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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