Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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