YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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