at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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