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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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