he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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