I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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