can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just high enough for therapy.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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