normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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