Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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