I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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