Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
