windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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