How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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