The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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