My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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